We few, we happy few Who will wear the red, the white and the blue Who make it to Scottsdale for this the dirty dozen And spend it mostly drunk or at least a little buzzin
We few we happy few Whose brotherly bonds we here renew For the ones that this year heed the call Of Michelob Ultra and Fireball
We few we happy few Who will bogey a par three but mark it a two Who will drive into the desert, the bunker, the water Who will see the cart girl and think I'm old enough to be her father
We few we happy few Gathered here for GK one two To compete, to fight on, to savor the win Of the founders cup, a jacket and bowling pin
We few we happy few A most motley and degenerate crew Once more into the breach for glory For the love of wine, women, golf and story
We few we happy few Until the bagpipes play tattoo Ever after and evermore My friends no matter what the score